I'm going to take this time to completely steal some very funny lines from the funniest person I know. Her name is Natalie, she's 4 years old and she just happens to be my goddaughter. Of course, I may be biased, but she's also the most adorable little blonde in the whole wide world. I've gotten the chance to spend a little more time than usual with her in the past week, and she's thrown out some zingers. I have no idea where she comes up with them, but she can certainly make me laugh.
In a discussion about her new dog Tucker -
My mom: Well, I'll just have to meet Tucker in person.
Natalie: Aunt Trish, Tucker's not a person he's a dog...Silly Aunt Trish.
While at mass on Good Friday during the veneration of the cross. At this time, you're supposed to bow and kiss the cross -
Natalie: Why are they doing that? Their lips are going to get dirty.
While in the car with all the windows open -
Aunt Kris: Oh my goodness, your hair's flying all over the place. It's going to get very staticky.
Natalie: What's staticky mean?
Aunt Kris: It means it's going to stick all over your head.
Natalie: Of course it's stuck to my head Aunt Kris. If it didn't it would fall out.
After mass, while discussing all the standing we had to do -
Natalie: We had to stand so much my legs are like crazy right now!
While eating her taco meat on chips instead of in the usual taco form -
Natalie: If Uncle Ralph cooks something with chips tonight, I'm going to eat it like this.
Love her to pieces!
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